#long furby is coming

[vopsicles]

So begins my foray into Tumblr, but where to start..?

Ah yes, Introductions!

Furst up (get it?): Viscount Velveteen Vopsicle 🍬 Eldest of my children and heir to House Vopsicle.

[organicsaturdaychurch]

This spice rack cupboard thing ROCKS!!

[trapdoornumberthree]

Moooore sillies!

All of these are $10 USD, and can be sent via email or through a toyhouse transfer. I also offer free invites for toyhouse, if you'd like to set one up!

Please contact me via DM to claim ^w^

If you'd like to help me out and don't want to buy, consider reblogging!

You could also check out my commissions in this style, instead!

[starryeyedgazer]

I crocheted a long furby.

[tomatoderby]

I drew my long furby oc, Minty Fresh Sins of the Flesh for the second time. I first drew her in February, which is months ago, but this is probably the fastest I've redrawn one of my ocs lmaooo

Please do not repost these. Reblogs and likes are welcome, however.

[etheralisi]

If you had the ability to go back in time and add something (writing, an object, etc.) to any location in any time for future archaeologists to find and be bewildered by, when and where and what would you add?

Ahaha! Now this is my kind of ask! Sorry for taking a while I wanted to give this sufficient thought.

I want these archaeologists baffled. I want them scratching their heads and coming up with such convoluted ways to explain its existence that conspiracy theorists sound like the sane ones by saying time travel.

So, naturally, to bamboozle them in the ways of religion I’ll leave behind this statue:

It speaks for itself.

As for where and when, a peat bog as far back as possible. Gotta keep it preserved, but have it authentically old. Just for that confusion.

Thanks for the ask!

[bloody-bonesaw]

Do you guys like my furby name ideas

[siixkiing]

“Banana says he doesn’t like you.”

[the-muppet-joker]

The hour has come. The final battle is at hand. Take this, all of you and eat of it. This is my body (the eyes of Kermit. The eyes of God). Take this all of you and drink of it. This is my blood. Olipop, the elixer of Famine. We all drink in the Dennys parkinglot, the birthplace of War. The shadow of the beast of Conquest circles overhead, the shadow of a long furby who means us harm. Standing at the horizen of existence is the princess of Death herself. Twilight Sparkle holds the thread of my life. But it will not be cut. I will defeat the antichrist. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker.

[bigfatfurby]

strawberry milk!

strawberry milk is a 1998 dalmation furby with completely custom feet, ears, hair, and tail! i made her to sell at anime north this weekend but, um.... i'm really attached, so i might not be willing to part with her 😅 depends on the offer, i suppose!

you can come by and see me (and her) in the AN dealers room booth 312 -- i'm at the table with Teacupity, and will have stickers and charms :)

[image description: three turnaround images of a customized 1998 furby. it has been dyed pink on the bottom half and has matching pink inner ears, paws, hair, and tail. it has heart shaped pupils, pink eyelids, and long pink eyelashes. its faceplate is white with pink heart shaped freckles. several of its accessories are strawberry themed: a necklace with a pendant, dangly earrings, and a large stuffed hair clip on its head. it also has small angel wings clipped to its back. a handmade beaded necklace around its neck reads "strawberry milk". end ID]

[tojisun]

been thinkin about the polar opposite of bimbo reader for price so i raise yall: ‘weird’ fiancee gf x price <33

you’re into vulture culture and are probably hoping to actually get into taxidermy too. you’re also into crowcore.

you have a cat, but john never knows which one it is because every time he comes back, it’s a different one (it started with a birman and the recent one is a british longhair. for some reason, all these cats answer to the same name – cecil).

john had, one time, walked into your office only to see a horrifying long furby snaking around your computer setup.

you describe colours in hex codes. john admits it’s actually so useful, especially for missions, so he picked up the same habit. ghost and soap absolutely hate him now, but kyle rides his wavelength so he’s unofficially been dubbed as price-translator.

you have different aesthetics, and john adores all. he first met you when you were in your goth era. currently you’re in your cyberpunk era.

…you’re in this RP discord and it’s all about lovecraft monsters. you’re abhoth.

and john? john indulges you. he would be cthulhu in your guys’ chat box if you need to use him as a soundboard to see if your silly little writing is making sense. he gifted you your most extensive toolkit for your interest in bone collecting. he buys you limited editions of furbies — you don’t know where he even gets them but you’re not complaining, of course!!

all he asks is that you marry him. pretty, please?

[zacrete]

Migrating to Tumblr feels oddly similar to my egg cracking. All those years on Reddit, lurking silently, staying observant while keeping my head down and trying to avoid being noticed, terrified that if I’m seen or heard, I’ll get my ass handed to me. But I didn’t know anything else, so #thisisfine. I see the kids laughing gayly over there with their brightly colored furbys and Goncharov t-shirts and feel a confusing longing, but they’d never let me hang with them. I don’t belong in that world. I wouldn’t know how to tell them that I think they’re cool.

Then the boycott happens and I’m all sad and bored and find the Tumblr app buried in the back of my phone. I got it a while ago, didn’t really know why. Took it out and looked at it now and then, but was never bold enough to give it a shot. But whatever, nothing left to lose, right?

So I open it up and look for a bit. It’s pretty. It’s so pretty. I get that sense of longing again. I hesitantly run my finger over the reblog button and…I like it. I don’t know why, but it’s comforting. It wasn’t as weird as I thought it might be. Or if it is, it’s weird in a good way. I keep digging around, learning, exploring, and see that there are actually a lot of people who feel this way. They’re finding themselves, really seeing each other for the first time, being welcomed and gently guided into this strange new life by this community. People are really supportive here. I’m not used to this feeling.

The more I explore, the more comfortable I’m becoming. I think I might be able to be myself here. It feels like maybe, just maybe, I’ve found my people. Maybe I’m not anti-social media. I’d just never had a safe environment. So let’s try this. I’m scared, but I’ve got to do it. Make my own post and come out socially. I…I’m not a Redditor. I thought I was. I tried to be, but it only ever made me sad. I don’t know what’s going to happen next, but I don’t think I can ever go back to that life.

Finally admitting it, breaking out of that abusive, toxic environment…I’m feeling something I’d forgotten how to feel. Hope.

[luigi-is-ace]

My two obsessions have crossed, furbys and Good Omens!

Say hello to Aziraphale and Crowley!

I have no idea if I'm the first to do this, but maybe so. This was so fun, and a long time coming! Been working on them since season 2 😅 So hyped for season 3!

[fangirlingpuggle]

Prism pines

Stan when the twins were babies was absolutely exhausted. From figuring out how they eat with their eyes to having to watch after them even in his dreams. To even dealing with Mabel's biting phase.

Once Ford comes back Stan is going to give him a full run down on the do's and don't of raising demonic children.

1) Mabel is emotionally driven. It is very important that you recognize your actions and words have consequences. Such as flooding the house in tears or possible loss of limbs from a angry Mabel who will rip your arm off.

2) dipper has a set bed time, if left alone with his thoughts to long he can accidentally cause a paranoid spiral of not only himself but others.

3) DO NOT DRINK MABEL JUICE!!! It is not edible to humans but to dipper and Mabel it has a positive outcome for them. To their bodies it is like a health smoothie. It was tested and without the Mabel juice the twins become more lethargic and tired and more likely to get sick.

4) If the twins get sick call me ( Stan) immediately!!! The severity depends on the type of sick.

Common cold: lights flicker, weird dreams, random moving objects

Stomach flu: get reinforced steel bucket, their stomach acid can eat through anything but steel.

Flu: take cover, pray, and for the love of God don't look the demonic long furby in the eyes.

Yes love this so much.

Stan has made his own journal that's just of facts about the twins.

[sheabeanie]

Yet another custom made, Im starting to really love it…

Little Alien furb, no name yet but its between Astro and Squeebus

Also no idea if I even want to sell it, Im growing attached to the lil guy what can I say!

[ID: a series of four images of a green and blue furby, customized to look like an alien.

In the first image, the furby is shown from the front. It has green furb with a yellow stomach and blue hair, its eyes are black with green eyelids and beak, it has two antennae above its face, and is wearing black overalls with white, yellow, and blue stars.

The second image is the furby facing away from the camera, where you can see a long thin braid coming from the top of its head like a Padawan braid.

The third image is a close up shot of the furby’s face. The eyelids are painted a wavy green design, and inside its mouth is a blue tongue.

The last image is the furby facing toward the camera again, all the same except wearing small pink sunglasses in the shape of hearts.]

[fanby-fckry]

You know what, I’m just gonna say it. I think that Alastor being aroace is part of the reason he’s so shippable to me.

Before you come at me, check the flag in my pfp; I’m aroace-spec.

Maybe it’s me projecting, maybe it’s because I love exploring relationships through an aroace lens, but goddamn. I ship him more than any other character and every time I do, his aroaceness is a major component in the ship.

Examples below the cut because it’s gonna get long:

📻🍎 || RadioApple:

There are so many versions of this dynamic and I am here for all of them.

We have the pre-canon kinky QPR that I show in UH3. I could talk about that all day, but to summarize:

Aroace x genuinely respectful allo is a dynamic that heals my soul.

Lucifer is less tied down by human constructs like amatonormativity, having never been human himself.

The Devil values consent.

Kinky cannibalism, kinky cannibalism, kinky cannibalism, kinky ca- *I am removed from the stage with a comically large hook*

Then we have the Evil and fucked up QPR dynamic:

And of course, trying to get along for Charlie’s sake and eventually bonding over their shared love of dad jokes and musical theatre, both being violinists (yup, Alastor plays violin too, check the wiki) with niche hobbies/interests (ducks, furby organ) and accidentally winding up in a loving, healthy QPR.

📻🕸️ || RadioDust:

There’s something about an aroace and a sex worker who very rarely falls in love.

Angel would know that Alastor isn’t with him for sex, would know that he values Angel beyond his body.

With greyro Alastor, Angel and Alastor would both be inexperienced with romance, but in wildly different ways. Angel has never had a healthy romantic relationship and therefor tries not to fall in love. Greyro Alastor has probably experienced romantic attraction like less than three times in his 100+ years of existence.

And if Alastor never gains romantic attraction for Angel, that’s a whole other level to the dynamic.

It’s got some great angst potential with Angel wondering if he’s not good enough to love romantically or Alastor feeling guilty or confused as to Why It Hasn’t Happened Yet when he cares for Angel so deeply, and eventually it gets resolved with the two of them accepting that their attractions don’t have to match up for them to love/appreciate/care for each other and they smash the amatonormative relationship hierarchy as queer platonic partners.

Or, Angel’s just totally cool with it from the start because he’s spent decades in the kink scene and has potentially been exposed to more relationship anarchy than Alastor.

Kink and queerness have a great deal of historical and cultural overlap, and that includes aroace queerness. Because Angel’s had way more canon exposure to both, it’s possible he knows more about Alastor’s orientation than Alastor does, and I love the idea of Angel introducing him to terms or just being super chill about not labeling things.

📻♥️ || RadioHusk:

Drawing like 90% from pilot dynamic and headcanon on this. They’re just two old men. They get drunk and cuddle. Alastor is one of the few people who knows Husk can purr and takes advantage of this fact. Alastor considers Husk a friend in a fucked up, possessive way. Husk considers Alastor a pain in the ass, but does care about him on some level.

It’s Fucked Up and Evil QPR: Remix Edition.

And the versions where the author puts them through fanfic couple’s therapy and actually gets them into a healthy point in their relationship? One where Alastor no longer owns Husk’s Soul? *chef’s kiss*

📻🌹 || RadioRose:

For me, personally, this is an exclusively nonsexual, non-romantic ship. They’re besties; they’re QPPs. They’re married for the tax benefits and so that they cannot be forced to testify against each other in court.

Rosie knew Alastor was aroace before he did and rather than sit down and explain it to him, she decided to make ace puns.

📻🖤 || RadioSiren: [edit, context here] RadioFemme

Ok, so this is entirely based on non-canon-compliant Lilith. Or, I guess, non-series-compliant Lilith. More of the old WOG stuff from the pilot era, with a healthy dose of headcanon for flavor.

I love the idea of Lilith and Lucifer having an open marriage; I love the UH3 style polycule dynamic.

Lilith being the original seductress and Alastor being aesthetically but not sexually or romantically attracted to her is very near and dear to my heart.

I’m an aroace with a voice kink who is aesthetically attracted to Lilith and I think Alastor is an aroace with a voice kink who would be aesthetically attracted to Lilith, ok?

📻📺 || RadioStatic:

I’m gonna be real with you, 90% of my interest in RadioStatic is in the one-sided version where Vox is a pathetic little incel simp and Alastor is either oblivious, mildly annoyed, or finds the whole thing hilarious.

Whenever there’s any reciprocation on Alastor’s part, I always imagine it being in a very aroace, very Alastor-esque way. He needs to be get something out of it completely unrelated to sex/romance. And he needs to be manipulative and sadistic in the process.

Whether that something is kink-related, a business transaction, or simply the quality entertainment provided by Vox being a cringefail TV-headed little bitch, I love to see it.